What's Up With College?
Color me baffled. I mean, honestly. I went to Keiser for two years and got my AS in website design. I'm three classes away from an AA to transfer into... well, god-knows-where, and I've been going to school for five years. Am I any closer to being a psychologist? Nope! The only way I'm closer is that I keep reading all of these case studies and buy textbooks from Barnes and Noble in an effort to try and stay ahead of the game.
Then, they rip you off (YES, I'm not afraid to say it: RIP YOU OFF) when you go to buy books. You pay through the damn nose for one stupid book that you're going to use for --at the MOST -- 12 weeks and then when you go to sell it back, you only get a little portion of what you paid for it... IF YOU'RE LUCKY... I have a pile that they won't buy back at all.
And these courses... damn! I love tossing my money in the garbage can. Yessiree! You have to take history or politics and a couple of math classes and three different english classes and health or a foreign language... blah, blah, blah.... WHY??? I'm never going to use American Literature, Intro to Politics, Algebra (three math courses, folks!), precalculus, or any of this other crap that is "necessary" for a transfer degree. It's nothing short of bull$hit.
So in my feeble effort to be the best damn psychologist I can possibly be, I keep reading case studies and textbooks NOT assigned to me so that when I finally DO get into the beef of my studies instead of this appetizer crap (you know, the bowl of dry, unbuttered bread they initially seat you with when you're starving for some REAL FOOD???), I'll already know most of what they're talking about and am familiar with it all. This way, I won't be struggling.
*Sigh*
So... yeah... that's that. I detest math.
On another note, very literally... I learned quite a bit about classical music today. My grandmother and I went to the 99-cent stuff store and I found a few CDs. I like classical music. Always have. Well, on this one Baby Professor CD, I learned that Alfred Hitchcock's theme is really Gounod's "Funeral March of a Marionette." Quite appropriate! I also learned, if you all have ever watched Looney Tunes, the dancing, singing frog (better known to today's crowd as the WB Network mascot) ... his song "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime girl" is actually Debussy's "Le Petit Negre."
So I learned something new while I'm stuck learning this torture everyone calls "precalculus."
Oh, in Couey trial news, they threw out his confession. Damn. But there's still more than enough evidence to nail his sleazy hide to the wall. I know I'll be watching Nancy Grace tonight. She'll have some words about this, I'm positive of that!
